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We've just witnessed the amazing escape from the jaws of death
by a world champion surfer. He was lucky and thank goodness for him.

There's a lot of questions right now about the number of recent shark attacks. Unexplained epidemic? Or we're the sharks hired by the producers of Sharknado 3?

The answer to both is no. Let me explain how this works. Sharks eat fish. Humans eat fish. Humans gather up mass amounts of fish...cause, you know, we eat fish. Oceans empty of fish, shark still hungry. People like to swim in ocean, people look like big fish, shark still hungry. Shark eat people cause people really stupid. Don't want be eaten, stop advertising yourself as an all you can eat buffet!

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