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Donald Trump is a depressing and negative person. He is not depressed himself but he is a carrier. Therefore I, listen now this is big stuff, I W.R. Kane am calling on the Centers for Disease Control to immediately quarantine Mr. Trump until such time as we can figure out what the hell is wrong with him. Because of the fear of depressive radicalization it is now imperative that all of the infected supporting Mr. Trump be required to register and carry special I.D., we simply have no choice, the homeland is at risk. We are now at war with stupidity, this may require the adjustment of some of our liberties until this crisis has passed. We must be prepared to go anywhere and do anything to confront this pervasive stupidity. I know you're frightened but with surety of purpose and unity of reason I believe we can win this war. If  someone you love has been infected you have a duty to report them so that we can effectively treat them and help them lead a sane productive life. Thank y...

On April 14 I announced I would not be a candidate for President of the United States. In light of the rise of Donald Trump, that clearly was a mistake, as a gasbag of extremely aromatic fragrance I have a lot to offer. Oh well, it's too late to raise the money but I can still share some proposals to create a better nation. 1. Peanut Butter to be proclaimed our national food. Who doesn't feel better after a nice PB sandwich, it's hard not to smile. 2. All members of the U.S. Senate must wear a nice cardigan sweater when appearing on the floor to speak. You just can't be cranky when you're wrapped in a comfy old cardigan, it's like a million hugs all at once. The Senators will be happier and thoughtful. 3. All members of the U.S. House of Representatives must wear red vests to create a festive spirit of unity. Red vests are just plain fun and those poor souls need a boost. 4. All members of the House and Senate must smoke a pipe. Pipe smokers are thoughtful a...

Dear Donald,      Thank you so much for the gift that keeps on giving, your spewing pie hole is a thing of beauty. Our Research and Development department under the leadership of Dr. Jeesh is launching the Diarrhea Donald® doll. Simply lift the lifelike hair and depress the soft center of the head and and listen to the over the top shenanigans of America's favorite ringmaster. (Diarrhea Donald® is a registered trademark of the Kane Media Group, who along with it's subsidiaries and affiliates are not responsible for the shit that comes out of the doll's mouth. You must be at least 18 to purchase Diarrhea Donald®.)