Diarrhea Donald

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Dear Donald,
     Thank you so much for the gift that keeps on giving, your spewing pie hole is a thing of beauty. Our Research and Development department under the leadership of Dr. Jeesh is launching the Diarrhea Donald® doll. Simply lift the lifelike hair and depress the soft center of the head and and listen to the over the top shenanigans of America's favorite ringmaster.

(Diarrhea Donald® is a registered trademark of the Kane Media Group, who along with it's subsidiaries and affiliates are not responsible for the shit that comes out of the doll's mouth. You must be at least 18 to purchase Diarrhea Donald®.)

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