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Witness the awesome power that is Kanesrealm. I called for the resignation of Debbie Wasserman Schultz and just hours later she resigned. This is why tens of you are devoted to reading this blog. My influence is spreading from Hindtit to this nation's capitol or at least as far as Horserump Junction. I knew I should have run for President this year. The little voice in my head said, "Francois, run for President". The little voice in my head calls me Francois, he's more continental than I and a bit of snob, I think he may be French. There are many voices in my head. No there aren't. Yes there are. My mental status not withstanding, it's still worth noting. What is? Farewell Wasserman Schultz, I never knew ye!

On April 14 I announced I would not be a candidate for President of the United States. In light of the rise of Donald Trump, that clearly was a mistake, as a gasbag of extremely aromatic fragrance I have a lot to offer. Oh well, it's too late to raise the money but I can still share some proposals to create a better nation. 1. Peanut Butter to be proclaimed our national food. Who doesn't feel better after a nice PB sandwich, it's hard not to smile. 2. All members of the U.S. Senate must wear a nice cardigan sweater when appearing on the floor to speak. You just can't be cranky when you're wrapped in a comfy old cardigan, it's like a million hugs all at once. The Senators will be happier and thoughtful. 3. All members of the U.S. House of Representatives must wear red vests to create a festive spirit of unity. Red vests are just plain fun and those poor souls need a boost. 4. All members of the House and Senate must smoke a pipe. Pipe smokers are thoughtful a...

Kane Media Group, parent of the  Kanesrealm Blog, has just released it's August polling data on the 2016 Presidential race. KMG's Director of R&D and Chief Polling Officer Dr. O. Jeesh, who earned his PhD. at the Kane Institute of Strategic Schooling, has developed a unique polling technique known as Creative Reactive Acquisition Protocol. Utilizing C.R.A.P.® we can definitively state that, based upon our control group of one, that 100% of those asked if polls really tell us anything, the answer is no. But when the question is do polls point to anything, 46% said yes, 44% said no and 10% were undecided. Dr. Jeesh will be expanding the control group to three in upcoming polls which will of course reflect the totality of belief of a nation with over 300 million people. Lighten up, would ya! (Dr. O. Jeesh is available for consultation and can be reached at the K.I.S.S. campus in Hindtit, Indiana, where he is a tenured Professor of Cheese Theory)

I will not be a candidate for President of the United States in 2016. If nominated I will not run. If elected I will not serve. ( I'm not W.R. Kane and I did not authorize this message.)

Our crack investigators have uncovered the following E-mail from then Secretary Clinton. Warning what you are about to read may disturb you. To:bigpappa69@Hotmail.com From:HRC@gmail.com B,      Don't forget to get cat food for Mittens make sure to get the dry wet upsets her.Also pick up another case of Yoo Hoo you drank the last one. BTW a little birdie at DOD told me the new satellite is in place.Also call Chelsea and tell her we're on for Saturday night. See ya Thursday when I get back from my top secret meeting with a certain British PM. Love Ya, H