The Poll

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Kane Media Group, parent of the  Kanesrealm Blog, has just released it's August polling data on the 2016 Presidential race.

KMG's Director of R&D and Chief Polling Officer Dr. O. Jeesh, who earned his PhD. at the Kane Institute of Strategic Schooling, has developed a unique polling technique known as Creative Reactive Acquisition Protocol.

Utilizing C.R.A.P.® we can definitively state that, based upon our control group of one, that 100% of those asked if polls really tell us anything, the answer is no. But when the question is do polls point to anything, 46% said yes, 44% said no and 10% were undecided.

Dr. Jeesh will be expanding the control group to three in upcoming polls which will of course reflect the totality of belief of a nation with over 300 million people.

Lighten up, would ya!

(Dr. O. Jeesh is available for consultation and can be reached at the K.I.S.S. campus in Hindtit, Indiana, where he is a tenured Professor of Cheese Theory)

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