The Liars Lyre

Kellyanne Conway nay Goebbels, Trump's pollster, third campaign manager and now Presidential Senior Advisor has made it crystal clear that the chronic lying of her boss throughout his entire campaign and her smiling facilitation of said lies is now the official stance of the Office of the Presidency.

Ms. Conway appeared on Meet the Press this past Sunday where she defended the irrational screeching statements made by Press Secretary Sean Spicer about how YUGE the crowds were at Trump's inauguration. Conway was called out for the lies and she casually tossed it aside saying he used alternative facts. Alternative facts are lies, but not so according to Conway.

Kellyanne Conway nay Goebbels has been smiling and lying to the American people from the moment she joined Team Trump as a surrogate and she gets away with it because she's a charming monotone woman that never stops smiling while spewing the propaganda of her master. All of these believers in God, predominantly Christian, in this nation and proportionately represented in the media have apparently forgotten the phrase, "Satan in a Sunday hat." I don't believe in those fairytales but they all do.

Kellyanne murders the truth everyday and it's accepted as normal, it's not. True we now have a lying delusional President who cannot simply accept he's President, he's so crazy he said again today forcefully that 3 to 5 million illegals voted for Hillary Clinton. (Hillary beat him by just under 3 million.) He says it because he needs to soothe his own overinflated ego, he cannot accept that he didn't win the popular vote. It's unfathomable to him that there are more who hate him than love him. There is no evidence of any of these absurd allegations and the election authorities of every State have disputed the President's insane statements but hey what the hell, who cares about truth when you can have your own alternative facts.

I have to go now, I'm riding my unicorn over to the Shire and having dinner with Bilbo Baggins.